Hello this page is a look at one of my good friends Pig Poppa Pump (a.k.a - Brad White). Scotty as his friends like to call him is one of the toughest guys I have ever met. He is simply a genetic freak..... and I for one am glad to be his friend rather than his enemy!

This picture is an indication of what I am talking about. Brad is the best insurance policy a man could ever ask for.... If you take care of him you will never have to worry about anything ever happening to you for the rest of your life. Brad is known for his pizza making ability, VCR recording expertise, and his Steiner Recliner which he uses to snap other peoples backs.... I'm sure you can imagine what that feels like. When asked to comment on his appearence on my web page he wanted me to say on behalf of all his hoochie mammas out there that Big Poppa Pump is you're hookup...... HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!!